A dead woman comes into the morgue and a man starts to examine her and he notices a shrimp sticking out of her snatch.
He runs upstairs and tells his boss that there is a jumbo shrimp sticking out of Mrs. McGruder’s snatch!
His boss follows him down into the morgue and pulls
back the sheets and says, "You jerk! That’s not a shrimp; that’s her clit!!!"
"Well it tasted like shrimp!" replied the other.
