趣味英语:诸葛亮—三国时期的骂人之王
Zhuge Liang---the King of ‘Abuse’in the Three Kingdoms Period
As one of the chief figures in ‘Romance of Three Kingdom’,Zhuge liang was not only respected by his intelligence,but also famous for his exetremely excellent eloquence.(It’s difficult to know who will beat who by words of mouth if he meets Adolf Hitler)
It must be accepted by most people that my say Mr Zhuge’s excellent speechcraft,but there may be a lot of people have impulse to hit me by bricks if I say he is the king of abuse.
For Mr Zhuge was a scholar with profound knowledge in Romance of Three Kingdom,so I surely very understand why people have such impulsion.So,a great scholar,like him,can abuse? With affirmative answer,I personally think his abusive level came out first through the whole book and absolutely could say nobody can match.
You’ll find the answer why I said that and made such answer,if you read the following text..
Before taking about Mr. Zhuge,let’s see Mr.Miheng,who was known far and wide with abuse,judged‘pedantic intellectual as the tongue steel’by Caocao,so we could be known that his abusive skill was so high in that kind of group.But what he has done nothing but Beating a Drum to Curse Cao and abusing his civil officials and military officers,cursing at Liubiao in Jing Zhou.And finally Miheng lost his head when he abused Huangzhu in Jiang Xia.and from then he was sent to have dinners with the King of Hell.(I don’t know what’s happened in Yama’s Palace)
Now we turn back to see Mr Zhuge,who was more brilliant than Miheng.For example,Mr Zhuge met a group of idea men before seeing Sunquan,when he went to Jiang Dong for canvassing Sunquan to ally with Liubei to attack Caocao.which made Zhuge liang become famous overnight for ‘Zhuge liang had a heated dispute with a group of scholars’.
However,what’s the hell of the so-called ‘Zhuge liang had a heated dispute with a group of scholars’? In the finally analysis,Mr zhuge just abused advisers of Jiang Dong from end to end headed by Zhangzhao.Such as,he said to Zhangzhao‘how could a sparrow understand the ambitions of a swan’and said that Luji was a thief of stealing oranges that he couldn’t match with the man of noble character just like Zhuge himself,and so on.,and so on..
Surely,Mr Zhuge didn’t give totally play to his abusive ability at that time for lacking rich experiences,but following his riseing age,the it was getting stronger day by day.(It virtually seemed like torrential and irremediable river water)
After the War of the Red Cliff,Zhouyu was dead for angry with Zhuge’s only one sentence-----Zhou Lang’s brilliant scheme could stabilize the country, give his enemy a wife and lose his soldiers as well.(Absolutely,Mr Zhou had a very bad temper too)
The most famous and successful abusive case of Mr. Zhuge was the one in Chapter ninty three of Romance of Three Kingdom,and its title is Jiang Boyue Surrendered to Kongming(Zhuge liang’s style),and Wanglang Was Dead by the Abuse of Marquis Wu Xiang(Mr.Zhuge’s rank).So,what’s the hell did Mr. Zhuge said to Wanglang?
“I thought a senior statesman of Han dynasty like you,should be on the upmost level,unexpectedly it was so intolerable to the ear…I could read you like a book:Lived on the side of the East Sea,you were selected as Xiao Lian(an official rank in ancient times) into the official circles at the beginning.It was expected that you should committed youself to serve the monarch in administering the state affairs,maintaining Han dynasty,invigorating Liu’s state power.To the contrary,you helped and conspired to supplant the king. The felony you have done couldn’t be forgiven neither by god nor man! And your flesh are wanted to eat by all the people!... With despicable,you should find a place with food and drink to hide.How dare you address me the fortunes of Han dynasty!You old bastard,with grey hair and mustache are going to die soon,and it would be a great shame for you to meet the former emperors of Han dynasty in another world!Retreat immmediately!Making room for me to fight it out on the battle fields with Devil Cao,the traitor.”Behold,what a brilliant eloquence,Prime Minister Zhuge with an unmatched cursing skills,great momentum!
Miheng,Being famous for his abusive ability, pedantic intellectual as the tongue steel,who couldn’t compare to Zhuge liang with such ability,momentum,well-grounded in abuse.
Compare to theses two men,one lost his own head for his abuse,the other abuse others to die as well as maintain his own’s,and who was aslo respected with the image of erudite civil officials(It’s may well say that he was the most intelligent man in that time).
To conclude, I say:Mr.Zhuge--- the King of ‘Abuse’ in the Three Kingdoms Period.
诸葛亮——三国时期的骂人之王
作为《三国演义》中主要人物之一的诸葛亮老先生,不仅以其聪明才智为世人所敬仰,更以其让世人难以披敌的口才闻名于世(真不知道他和希特勒遇到一起,谁会说死谁)。
说诸葛老先生的口才好,这一定是大多数人都承认的事实;但说诸葛亮是骂人之王,恐怕就会让大多数人产生有拿板砖拍我的冲动。
大家会有如此的冲动,我当然是非常理解的。因为在《三国演义》中,诸葛先生是一位饱学鸿儒。像他这么一位大学问家,会骂人吗?我的回答是肯定的,不仅是肯定的,而且我个人认为,此位先生的骂人水平在整本书中都是独占鳌头的,绝对可以说是无人出其右的。
我为什么要这么说,为什么要做如此的回答,请先看看下文,您就会找到您所要的答案了。
说诸葛先生前,首先让我们看看以骂功而驰名于世的著名骂手——弥衡先生,弥先生被曹操亲评为“腐儒舌剑”,可见其在骂人之一行列中,其水平已是不低了。但弥先生所做的也不过是在许昌的时候,击鼓骂曹,顺便又把曹操身边的文武大员都进行一次人身攻击而已;后来,他又到荆州骂了一顿刘表;但当他到江夏骂黄祖的时候,终于因为他那条破舌头把自己的头颅也给骂丢了,把自己骂去了跟阎王会餐(到阎王处的事,我皆不知结果如何)。
转过头来,再让我们看看诸葛老先生。诸葛老先生可比弥蘅高明了许多。诸葛老先生为了达到其联合抗曹的目的而到江东去游说孙权的时候,并没有马上见到孙权,而是先见到了孙权的一大群谋士。而这一会面也使诸葛亮以其“舌战群儒”的事迹一举成名。
可是,所谓的“舌战群儒”到底是怎么一回事呢?说到底也不过是诸葛老先生把以张昭为首的江东谋士,从头到尾地给谩骂了一遍而已。像他说张昭的“燕雀焉知鸿鹄之志”,说陆绩是偷橘子的小偷“不足与高人语”,等等,等等。
当然,可能此时的诸葛老先生经验阅历还不够丰富的原因,老先生并没把其骂人的才能全部发挥出来,但随着老先生年龄的增长,其骂人的功力也随着变得日益强大(那简直是犹如滔滔江水,一发而不可收拾)。
赤壁之后,诸葛亮便以一句“周郎妙计安天下,赔了夫人又折兵”把当时的江东第一大帅哥,大都督——周瑜给活活的气死了(当然,此公的火气也是大了点儿)。
诸葛先生最为著名的,也是最为成功的一次骂人案例便体现在《三国演义》第九十三回“姜伯约归降孔明武乡侯骂死王朗”中。那么,诸葛老先生到底说了什么把王朗骂死的呢?
“吾以为汉朝大老元臣,必有高论,岂期出此鄙言……吾素知汝所行:世居东海之滨,初举孝廉入世;理合匡君辅国,安汉兴刘;何期反助逆贼,同谋篡位!罪恶深重,天地不容!天下之人,愿食汝肉!……汝既为馅谀之人,只可潜身缩首,苟图衣食;安敢在行伍之前,妄称天数耶!皓首匹夫,苍髯老贼!汝即日将归于九泉之下,何面目见二十四帝乎!老贼速退!可教反臣与吾共决胜负!”看看此时的诸葛丞相,是何等的有气势,是何等的有文采,骂功是何等的高明。
此等才能,此等气势,此等骂人功力,岂能是那个以骂功驰名于世,“腐儒舌剑”的弥蘅之辈可以达到的。
二人相比,一个是骂人把自己的脑袋给骂没了的弥蘅,一个是把别人给活生生地骂死了,自己的脑袋还安然无恙地留在那里。而且他还以其儒雅的文臣形象为世人所敬仰(他可谓是三国时代里最聪明的人)。
综上所述,我这样说:诸葛先生——三国骂人之王。
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